Yo Momma

  Yeah,........

So you have been living most of your life as a complete Tatering lie.
Sorry, I really didn't want to be the one who told you that, but apparently, those free loading fuckers you call friends are nothing more than "Free Loading Fuckers".
A true friend would have told you the truth about things that really matter.

They would have told you that your breath stinks.......your deodorant is less than par(at most)...... your girlfriend is the subject of the annual OMG award (not the good one) and you are completely out of touch\with reality when it comes realizing that you are being used as a vaginal tool by that low-class hooker you call a girl friend,

See......
I just exemplified the characteristics of a "TRUE FRIEND",
Isn't it ironic, how being a good friend hurts soooo fucking bad?

I totally get it.
I also realize why I don't have that many friends

My Facebook page says that I have like 700 Friends..........Wow.
I really have less than 7, but whatever.......

If you need facebook to remind you when my Birthday is
Then you either aren't my friend.......or you are like me and aren't good with dates. (There are only 7 people who can claim that excuse)

So about Yo Momma,
I was just thinking about how hott mom's today are.

It doesn't matter if she is a soccer, band, track, or even Thespian mom,..........Mom's today are super hott. (Well,...some of them)

That ugly ass mega van that they drive,
are sooooooo sexy.
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In 2012, we're all about MPG (Miles Per Gallon).
You tell me whats more sexy.......
A..........**** rolling in a Lexus (that gets 20 Miles Per Gallon)
OR
B..........**** rolling in a
Ford Taurus( getting close to 37 MPG)

??????????
I know that it is a hard choice to make, but "On the Reals.....)
There is no F****** choice to be made)

We are gonna be ganstsa and rep the mutha Fuckin Hood.

SMD (suck my D) and KMA  (kiss my Ass)........at the same time or spread it out......Whatever MOFO.
I'm rolling with the Tauraus.......37mpg sounds pretty damn good.......Don't you think?
If not........Then you can refer to the manual about how I am soooo awesome and holla at ya boy. I am ready. Thanks

jo momnma