Only In Mississippi

Lady's and gentlemen.......

From the wonderful state that brought you "hell naw you don't need no permit to carry a damn gun in ya truck"...

The state of Mississippi proudly brings to you, her crown jewel of gifts......

Now, you can purchase ammunition over-the-counter at the F*&king Gas Station !!

Seriously?

This is no joke. I took this picture at the gas station today because I didn't think anyone would believe me when I told them the news.

Holy shit.......At a gas station???   Really?

So I guess this makes the profession of being a cop drop down about 7 slots on the list of "most dangerous jobs" and makes the job of being a cashier at a gas station jump 5 slots to #1.

Can you imagine what that is going to be like now???

I can, and I am going to put you in some possible situations and you tell me what you would do.  Ok? Lets begin.

So you're working the register on the mid-night shift at the local Quicky Mart........slow night......you're pretending to read a sports magazine, when actually, you have the Kim Kardashian Playboy edition tucked inside where customers can't see.

Out of nowhere,.......enters this guy.

"you stupid, little............."

Just as he's walking in he say's to the person on the phone...."We'll see about that b*tch....Just wait till I get my hands on you" and then slams the phone on the floor shattering it into a million pieces.

Then, he gathers his composer and greets you warmly..."hey there, how ya doin this evening?"

You give a confused ass nod and say "umm fine"

Now you get hit with those magic words........"Give me a pack of smokes, a case of beer, ....and a box of your Winchester .40 caliber rounds........on second thought, let me get 2 of dem."

.......What do you do?

Now lets rewind that scenario a little. We'll stick with the same job, shift, and magazine(s), but we are going to change the person who is about to walk into the store.

So this time around, out of nowhere,........enters this guy.

First my wife, then my job,...now my feefee.Why.....?

This guy walks in and he can't say a f*cking thing because he is balling his heart out.....I mean tears everywhere.

After about a minute, he calms down and apologizes for making a scene.

Now you get hit with those magic words........"can I please have a note pad, a pen.......and a box of your Remington .45 caliber rounds.......oh, and some Tylenol?"

.....What do you do?

I'll tell you what you should do.....If that mother F&%(er comes back five minutes after leaving the store and asks you for the bathroom key,......You better go ahead and call for a clean up on aisle 4, cause it's about to get messy. 

And finally,

The last scenario.

Once again, everything starts out the same, with the only difference being, the person who enters the store.

So this time around, out of nowhere,........enter these guys.

Twiddle "G"   &     Twiddle "Dumb"

So Twiddle "G" and Twiddle "Dumb" come in looking like they just left an audition for extras in the upcoming movie "Malibu's Most Wanted 2".

Now you get hit with those magic words........" Yo dawg...let me get 2 40's.........that's 1 malt liquor and 1 Winchester slug yo.......naw dawg, not 1 box.....1 bullet....gone throw in a box of rubbers while you at it".

....What do you do?