The First Kiss

As I get older, I notice that more and more things suddenly become less and less important in life.
This realization, got me thinking about my more happy days on this earth and things that really made me feel good.
Of those things, I don't think there is anything that made me feel more alive than...."The First Kiss".
I'm not talking about your very first kiss ever.....I'm talking about the first time you kissed each person.
Unlike most people I know, I can remember the first time I kissed each person that I have ever kissed.
With that being said, it is safe to assume that my list isn't that long.

What about you?
Can you remember the feeling you had right before you kissed someone for the first time?
With me, it was kind of like being on SPEED or CRACK....

My heart would race 1000 beats per second and my mind and body were never on the same page.
My head was like..."Do it, Do it.......don't be a pussy.....Do it Damn it"
My body was like...."Uh uh, I'm scared....what if she pulls away....what if I'm moving too fast"


This battle would go on for hours, days, and in some serious cases where I really like the girl, months.

The cheesiest thing I ever did, was to steal a kiss.

Kiss In A Bag

I can't believe I did that. It was soooooo corny, that I knew she was in love with me, because she continued to talk to me.
It took me forever to kiss this, one girl. She was like a chalk board with a foreign language written on it.....She was impossible to read.
So one summer night, we were standing outside her house looking at the stars and marveling at how clear the night was and how bright the night sky seemed.
I couldn't help but notice how beautiful her eyes were when the moonlight hit them just right. I found an excuse for her to have to look up at the big dipper in the sky, and when she did,  I positioned myself to be in perfect position for a quick smoocharoo.

Sure enough, after being unable to locate the constellation in the sky, she turned her head towards me, and got a consolation prize.

Now either her peripheral vision sucked, or she saw me there and played dumb. but, I still got the kiss.
I couldn't believe how I stooped to such pitiful tactics, but I was sure glad that I did. It finally broke the proverbial "ice".

Don't you ever miss that electrical spark in a relationship?
Someone told me that those sparks were like a bag of Pop-Rocks?
They said:
"if your relationship is like Pop Rocks all I can say is eat them slowly, make them last, enjoy the aftertaste, and if you want more bang for your buck mix it with soda… but with caution."


What's the corniest thing you ever did to get that first kiss?
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Love, Peace, and KFC Chicken Grease

Goldeneye- Out