Superman had the red cape and the "S" symbol. Thor had his magic hammer. Batman......Well, I guess he just had the whole "bat thing" going on with him.
There is this super cool cat that I know who has a magical hat. Whenever he wore this magic hat, he instantly turned into the worlds most interesting man. His words turned into commandments, his moves turned into art in motion.
How could a hat possess that type of power?
One time, I saw this guy talk 5 ladies into buying "HIM" a drink.
I can't even get my girl to buy me a drink.
Have you seen that "Dos Equis" (XX)commercial, with that James Bond looking guy?
Well this guy with the hat is him.
I bought a hat like the one he has and my wife told me I looked stupid and made me take it off.
You know, maybe the reason that she didn't like it, was because the minute I put the hat on, she felt her knees get weak from the magical power of "The HAT".
Damn, I can't believe I didn't realize that the hat was working it's magic. Oh well, I guess it's gone forever.....So to the cool cat, with the magic hat........We salute you.
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