"Iron Free" My Ass

I woke up this morning at a very specific time, in order to be at a very specific place, at a very specific moment. In order to stay on schedule, I always dream about what I am going to wear the next day, while I sleep the night before (I know that sounds weird, but whenever I pick out my clothes the night before, I always change my mind in the morning, so it is a waste of time to do it the night before).

I planned on wearing my black suit, with the baby blue shirt and tie combo.
So when I awoke, I went to the closet and pulled out the outfit, and that's where things began to go bad. I noticed that my "No Iron" shirt, was wrinkled as hell.

I was pissed, b/c it wasn't wrinkled in my dream and I didn't have time to iron it. So rather than be on time with a different outfit, I decided to iron the damn "No Iron" shirt and be late.

I know what you're thinking.....why didn't I just pick a different outfit?
Well, I am the most indecisive person when it comes to picking out clothes (that's why I have to dream about it the night before). Picking an alternate combo would have taken at least 30 mins, and that doesn't include putting it on.

So to you bitch ass, lying, dress shirt company's who falsely claim that your shirt is "Iron Free", "No Iron", or "Wrinkle Free".......and it isn't......

SAUCE YOU !!!!!!!!!