The Crazy Honey Badger....My New Idol

So these crazy people in the dispatch center, down in the Mississippi region of the Tri-State area, thought that they would brighten up my day by introducing me to this video about the Crazy Honey Badger.

At first, I was honestly like "WTF".  Who wants to watch this stupid ass shit?

But about 1.5 minutes into the video, I was hooked.

I mean, I've never even heard of a Taterin Honey Badger, and here, I'm seeing this amazing creature do these awesome acts of boldness, bravery, and pure "not given a shitness".

I'm afraid of 3 things in this world.......

1. Killer Bees

2. Snakes

&

3. Rejection

1. The Honey Badger, single handedly devoured an entire bee hive and endured sting, after sting, after sting, without so much as a flinch. Now that's a bad mother fucker tater.

2. The Honey Badger, single handedly fought the most deadly snake known to man, and not only did he survive its poison.....he took a nap, woke up, and ate that bitch.  Now that's a bad mother fucker tater.

3. The Honey Badger, is rejected everywhere he goes, simply because he's a super bad ass.......but does the badger go curl up in a corner and cry like some bitch?????      Hell No, the Honey Badger goes in there and takes what he wants.

I wish I could be more like the Honey Badger. As a matter of fact, I think I am going to go on Craigelist right now and see what's the going price for one.

I bet they make great pets.

And you thought walking in the park with your cute Sissy dog, was a good way to get attention.....

And you thought walking in the park with your Pit-Bull, was a good way to show who's the boss.....

Well I'm coming through that bitch with my Mother Fuckin (tater wouldn't do him justice) Crazy Honey Badger named Deebo and

We shuttin the whole park DOWN!!!!!!

So thank you to all my buddies in the dispatch center, down in the Mississippi region of the Tri-State area, South of the Haven, West of the Branch, and Southeast of the Lake, who have tried their best to make me smile. I am definitely smiling with my new buddy, Deebo Da Badger.

GTP-OTB 2's