Sorry

When I awoke this morning, I was bursting with great ideas and topics to write about. The fuel that ignites the fires of my blogs is emotion (or give-a-shitness) and without it, I just am not motivated.
So anyway, filled with all of these ideas and motivation to change the world through my words....I got in my car......cranked it up.....and proceeded to drive in to work.

I can't stand that long ass drive to work every morning, because I have to go through Olive Branch where they have 7 tatering traffic lights (that are always red for ME) within a 1.5 mile area (Hwy 305 between Church rd. and Goodman rd.).
It Sucks chocolate covered balls.

Then,  Church Rd., which is built wide open.....perfect for speeding has a flipping 45mph speed limit.......Whats worse, is that people actually obey it.
Which means that they drive side by side alllllllllll the way to I-55 and won't move the hell out of my way. (insert Super-Mad Face.....with steam coming out of the ears)

So needless to say,
by the time I finally got to my blog notebook that I left on my desk yesterday, all my great writing ideas were replaced with evil thoughts of malice and road rage (disclaimer: "I am just kidding".........everyone knows that malice and road rage are NOT evil thoughts....they're natural as rain)

So sorry, no blog today.

.....or .....wait a minute.
I think I just blogged about not having a blog.
Cool beans.

So sorry about not having a GOOD blog today.
I hope your day started better than mine.