Adam and Eve

So, in case you haven't heard,
A super duper long time ago, there was this guy named Adam, who was all alone on this Earth, so God decided to create him a female companion named Eve.
See Adam and Eve were best of friends and they did everything together. (maybe cause everybody else was busy, right?)

As they got to know each other more and more, Adam began to notice that Eve had an insatiable thirst for information. ****Not Knowledge**** but information. Eve was Nosy as Hell.
(I guess Hell was not a good word for this story....Replace with:Shit)

She was always gossiping about which deer was sneaking off with the gazelles and where in the world did the donkey come from. There weren't any donkey's there the previous year.

It was this extreme case of curiosity and nosiness that got them kicked out the Garden of Eden.
She just had to know more about that Damn apple, didn't she?
The snake said that he had the inside track on some secrets about the apple tree and she couldn't resist not knowing.

So ladies all over the world, I want you to know that it isn't your fault that you all have an insatiable thirst for information.
It is in your DNA and has always been a part of the estrogen hormone.

That is the reason that you can not help yourselves when a gossip talk show comes on TV......or a drama filled reality show comes on.
You find yourselves glued to the TV screen, with your mouth wide open, thinking......" Oh no, she didn't".
You can't get enough of NBA housewives can you?
Or
The Real World....TMZ......or Better yet, the Wendy Williams Show.
There is something about drama and scandal that attracts women like flies to shit.
Most women understand and accept their condition, because there is no point in trying to fight it. It's like a vampire telling themselves that they don't like blood.........You can't fight the urge.

But never fear, because Adam loved Eve unconditionally and followed her even when he knew she was wrong.
And they suffered the same fate together and equally.
For better or worst,
Richer or poorer,
In sickness and in health,
Tell death do them part,

But just keep in mind, that the next time Adam say's "....you know Eve....honey, darling.......     Maybe this time we should mind our business and leave this tree alone"
You might want to consider listening to him. Cause your fate, is also his.