It's Friday, You Ain't Got No Job, And You Ain't Got Shit To Do.....

You can't chose your family right? Blood is blood and God decided that long before you were even an erection.

However, you can chose your friends.

But what happens when you have been friends with someone so long that you are like siblings. You both were raised by both of your parents and spent all of your childhood together.

I know that blood is thicker than water......But if you put enough Kool-aid and sugar in that shit and let it hang around for some years, it can get pretty thick.

I have said all of this to bring up the topic of having friends that you grew up with, who do nothing but smoke weed all day.

Hell, it doesn't have to be weed,.....I know some of you who have friends or relatives that do all sorts of drugs all day. Meth, Pills, Crack, and Coke......Well maybe not Coke, that costs too much to do all day, but the others don't.

How do you handle that relationship?

If it was just an old friend, it would be easy to write them off, because they are doing nothing to progress themselves or their situations. But if they are a friend who is like a brother or sister to you, then it isn't so easy to write them off. They are practically, part of the family.

I have a Friend (brother from another mother) who bounces from job to job, smokes all day, and is always borrowing money for something. He reminds me of Dave Chappelle and Charlie Murphy.

He cracks me up, but damn.........N*** get a job.

What is a grown ass man doing sitting on a couch all day long, watching re-runs of Sanford & Son and the Jamie Fox show??????

I really haven't figured out if I am truly disgusted and outraged at this poor excuse of a human being.....OR if I am jealous and wish I could be over there watching Rachel Ray.

How much fun would it be to get high all day and watch the Food Channel??????

That would be like Aliens abducting you, injecting you with liquid ecstasy, and then dropping you off at the BUNNY RANCH in Las Vegas with $25,000.00 in "free-play" Gift Certificates.(wink,wink)

I called that fool up today, just to check on him. I asked him if he was doing anything today and he replied:

Homie: "Man.....It's Friday......I ain't got no job......and I ain't got shit to do...."

(without referring to the Movie Friday, because this was really his situation)

Then I chime in with:

Me: "oh, let me guess..... You finna get high today????"

Homie: "Dude, ....I'm already high.......I'm finna go swimming today....and then get high again....I'll send you a post card"

Me: "You need to quit getting high all the damn time and go get yo self HIRED"

Then that mother TATER starts singing that Bruno Mar's "Lazy Song"....Today I don't feel like doing anything.........Nothing at all.

.....And I hang up the phone.

I hate that Asshole.

Speaking of being High....This shit is funny as hell.