Only In Mississippi

Lady's and gentlemen.......

From the wonderful state that brought you "hell naw you don't need no permit to carry a damn gun in ya truck"...

The state of Mississippi proudly brings to you, her crown jewel of gifts......

Now, you can purchase ammunition over-the-counter at the F*&king Gas Station !!

Seriously?

This is no joke. I took this picture at the gas station today because I didn't think anyone would believe me when I told them the news.

Holy shit.......At a gas station???   Really?

So I guess this makes the profession of being a cop drop down about 7 slots on the list of "most dangerous jobs" and makes the job of being a cashier at a gas station jump 5 slots to #1.

Can you imagine what that is going to be like now???

I can, and I am going to put you in some possible situations and you tell me what you would do.  Ok? Lets begin.

So you're working the register on the mid-night shift at the local Quicky Mart........slow night......you're pretending to read a sports magazine, when actually, you have the Kim Kardashian Playboy edition tucked inside where customers can't see.

Out of nowhere,.......enters this guy.

"you stupid, little............."

Just as he's walking in he say's to the person on the phone...."We'll see about that b*tch....Just wait till I get my hands on you" and then slams the phone on the floor shattering it into a million pieces.

Then, he gathers his composer and greets you warmly..."hey there, how ya doin this evening?"

You give a confused ass nod and say "umm fine"

Now you get hit with those magic words........"Give me a pack of smokes, a case of beer, ....and a box of your Winchester .40 caliber rounds........on second thought, let me get 2 of dem."

.......What do you do?

Now lets rewind that scenario a little. We'll stick with the same job, shift, and magazine(s), but we are going to change the person who is about to walk into the store.

So this time around, out of nowhere,........enters this guy.

First my wife, then my job,...now my feefee.Why.....?

This guy walks in and he can't say a f*cking thing because he is balling his heart out.....I mean tears everywhere.

After about a minute, he calms down and apologizes for making a scene.

Now you get hit with those magic words........"can I please have a note pad, a pen.......and a box of your Remington .45 caliber rounds.......oh, and some Tylenol?"

.....What do you do?

I'll tell you what you should do.....If that mother F&%(er comes back five minutes after leaving the store and asks you for the bathroom key,......You better go ahead and call for a clean up on aisle 4, cause it's about to get messy. 

And finally,

The last scenario.

Once again, everything starts out the same, with the only difference being, the person who enters the store.

So this time around, out of nowhere,........enter these guys.

Twiddle "G"   &     Twiddle "Dumb"

So Twiddle "G" and Twiddle "Dumb" come in looking like they just left an audition for extras in the upcoming movie "Malibu's Most Wanted 2".

Now you get hit with those magic words........" Yo dawg...let me get 2 40's.........that's 1 malt liquor and 1 Winchester slug yo.......naw dawg, not 1 box.....1 bullet....gone throw in a box of rubbers while you at it".

....What do you do?

Do You Have the Strength to Let Go???

When you hear the word strength, most people envision a muscular, athlete, who could probably rip a man's arm off with one hand, while drinking a cold ass beer with the other.

......Well,  that's what I think of when I hear that word.

 Besides the occasional dismemberment of people, strength is also necessary for maintaining a good relationship with significant others.

 It takes much more than glue and love to hold it together. Over the years, a relationship will have its fair share of fights and arguments. Sometimes, one of the partners will reach their tolerance limit and decide to call it quits. 

THIS is the point where you need to dig deep within yourself and find true strength. The problem with most couples is that they are afraid to let the other person go. They use their strength to hold on to their loved one as if life itself depended on it. 

No matter how strong you are, you can never hold another persons heart against their will.

 Therefore, if you truly want someone to stay and love you, you must allow him or her to leave and chose to come back on their own. Rap artist, Kanye' West, asked the question, "do you have the power to let power go?. Can you find the strength needed to let him/her walk out the door?

  It is a very common saying that "you never know what you've got till it's gone". Sometimes, you have to let your loved one experience life without you in order for them to realize how much they need and want you in their lives. Although the majority of people in relationships believe that fighting to save a sinking ship is a display of strength, 

you are one of the few who have been enlightened, as to what true strength really is....having the power to let go!