Another Happy New year

So 2011 has come and gone and we are facing a brand new year huh?
Well beside the fact that it will take me 2 months to actually get the date right, and that my tags are officially expired,.....Not much has changed.

I'm pretty sure that all the fat f@ckers out there have made the same New Year's resolution that you made last year......To go to the gym and lose some weight, huh?
Well, the simple fact that you are still fat should tell you that it didn't work last year and it probably isn't gonna work for you this year.
The first step in making progress is admitting that you have a problem......but denial is very natural and I understand and will not judge you.
I'm just saying that maybe you should stop kidding yourself and set a resolution that is more realistic...like eating only one big mac a week.......you know......baby steps.
But at least you drink Diet Coke.....I'm sure that makes a big difference with you Super-Size Fries.

My New Years Resolution is to minimize my alcohol consumption and become less dependant on worldly things.
I'm not making any promises, but I'm taking baby steps.
The hardest part about sticking to your resolution, is setting a realistic goal.
So to all of my beautiful fat people out there......Keep it real.
Stop listening to these anorexic models and talk-show hosts, who feel that you have to show your rib cage in order to be sexy.
Don't go out and buy an expensive Treadmill.
We all know how this story is going to end.....
If not, then just hit the rewind button and go back to 2011 and you can get a preview of 2012.
There is nothing more sexy than a big ass. Strut that stuff and aim for something like having a good "head Game" and a great personality. When those skinny B*tches get old, they'll look like tatering mummy's.
No disrespect........I'm just saying

Going All In

I'm pretty sure that I have quoted Mr. Rudyard Kipling before, but just in case I haven't, I want to reference the Poem "If" for this blog.
In this super awesome poem, he says "if you can make one heap of all your winnings, and risk it all on one turn of pitch and toss,.....and lose and start again at your beginning, and never breath a word about your loss".

Can you really do that?
I tried it a few times at the casino, but I ended up walking away cussing every MoFo at the table,......
especially that punk-ass dealer who spinned that double Zero at the roulette table.

Then it finally dawned on me that he wasn't talking about money.
When Mr. Henley said winnings, he was talking about every thing that you have achieved in life.
He was talking about taking a chance to reach for the stars.......The moon,.....The Heavens.
The pursuit of greatness takes everything that you have. You can't put forth the minimum and expect great results.
You have to be willing to lose everything in order to gain everything.
So I ask the question....Are you really ready to go "All In"?
It doesn't matter if you are a man or woman.......In order to risk everything, you have to have balls (proverbial balls of course)

In the words of the great Project Pat...."you know what the problem is with the average mu fucka? Niggas aint got no vision....All they wanna do is ride around town in a clean car....sportin some expensive jewelry.....or a big bank roll to impress some bitch.........BUT THATS THE SHORT CHEESE"
In case you aren't from Memphis Tennessee, what he means is that people don't think and plan for the long term.... all they do is think about today and when they do that, they fuck up tomorrow.

I want to encourage you to step out on a limb and reach for your dreams. Even if you don't reach the stars, you will still land on the clouds.....and that's much higher than where you are now.
Isn't it?

You do what you want, but Me.....GTP, I'm about to go all in.

Late Hit

Encroachment,......15 yard penalty.......Repeat 1st down...( oh, and by the way, F-u dirty MoFo)

I know that every one has heard of kicking a man while he is down.
That is the subject of this blog.

I mean DAMN......
He's already been tarred,,,,,,,beaten....and crucified.
Why do you feel that he should be subjected to your individual "Player-Hater-Aid"

You either forgive a person for their transgressions ,,,,,or you don't.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
You can't lick your Lolly pop and expect it "not to melt"
You can't ......Well, that's non of your Tatering business,....But You Cant Do That either.

If the play is over and the Ref has deemed the player out of bounds,.......
You can't keep hitting the MoFo.
That's just bad business and poor etiquette. (Good thing for Spell Check B/C I didn't know how to spell "Et\i- whatever".

If you ever decide to forgive someone for something, then it is very important that you "REALLY" forgive them.
Don't lie to yourself and pretend to forgive them, if deep down inside you have nothing but resentment and hatred for trhem...,,,,
You will only hurt yourself and them.
\Truth Hurts.....But Lies hurt more.
Grow some balls,  and speak your heart.

Other wise, deal with the consequences of a pissed off "dude or female".

Gtp- Out